Episode 6

Somehow my responses in this text conversation have disappeared so I've tried to remember them.


Gwen: I'm the favorite kid right now you know. (I'm the only one here, usually it's you though.)

Me: (Something like, nah, silly, that's not true, referring to the favorite usually being me.)

Gwen: I know. It IS silly of me to think I'm the favorite right now. Of course it's still you.

Me: (No clue what I said here.)

Gwen: I figured you'd be ok with being the favorite.

Me: (Something like that's not true, and mom and dad wouldn't admit to it, anyway.)

Gwen: Of course it is and yes they would, if the proper 'questioning methods' were used!

Me: (Approx.: What methods?)

Gwen: TORTURE

Me: (Uh, that wouldn't work.)

Gwen: Why?

Me: (It's against the law for one.)

Gwen: I didn't specify THAT kind of torture.

Me: (No clue what I said here.)

Gwen: Why do you always assume the worst of me?

Marriage

Text between Gwen and Chris

C: What was the name of the guy who married you and Mark?

G: Sontag. Why? You pulling a mom and dad?

C: Ha ha, no, he spoke in my ward today! Just trying to make sure I had the right guy!

Bond

Text between Gwen and Chris.

G: Bond.
James Bond.

C: Shaken.
Not stirred.

(Chris was going to a Halloween party in a tux as James Bond)

Assignment

Text between Gwen and Chris

G: So... how is your assignment going?

C: To date, date, date?

G: Yes sir

C: I went on 3.5 dates this week and I have some girls over right now.

G: How did you go on a half date? Was she under age?

C: Ha ha no, it was only for a half an hour.

G: Oh, ok. 3 and a half different girls or the same one?

C: Different girls of course.

G: Good! Get back to your girls and call me tomorrow.

Episode 5

Between me and Jared, via text.

Jared: Hey, did I lock the front door?

Lisa: No clue. I just came upstairs. I don't remember you doing it, but I wouldn't have noticed.

Jared: Can you double check?

Lisa: Dude. It's dark down there. I just got done with a Pysch-season-finale trio (with scary bad guys). Not Cool. But... I will risk life and limb for you. Well. In my imagination, anyway. I know there's nothing down there when I'm being logical.

Jared: Haha, you're funny.

Lisa: That was a creepy creep down the stairs I went on. Be proud.

Dear Lisa,

Okay, so I tried to comment on the other Dear Lisa but it wouldn't let me. Could you please figure that out and get back to me? It kept wanting me to change accounts. Anyway, the comment is:

Great! Would you like to move home now to prove it?

Episode 4

Lisa: You are confoozing me!

Gwen: confoozing?

you are a schtinker

Lisa: confoozing = confusing said funny

Gwen: i know schilly

Lisa: Ju

Are the silly one

Gwen: nah

schalright. schi. schmust. schgo.

i love you!