Dear Lisa,

Okay, so I tried to comment on the other Dear Lisa but it wouldn't let me. Could you please figure that out and get back to me? It kept wanting me to change accounts. Anyway, the comment is:

Great! Would you like to move home now to prove it?

Episode 4

Lisa: You are confoozing me!

Gwen: confoozing?

you are a schtinker

Lisa: confoozing = confusing said funny

Gwen: i know schilly

Lisa: Ju

Are the silly one

Gwen: nah

schalright. schi. schmust. schgo.

i love you!

Episode 3

In which Lisa's obsession with Harry Potter is revealed.

Gwen: and did you tell them about that deep dark secret you've been hiding?

Lisa: Uh, I don't have any deep dark secrets.

Gwen:oh, i see.

Lisa: Your face sees

Gwen: so mentioning that you plan on stealing ron from hermoine and joining the wizarding world doesnt count as a deep dark secret because everyone knows?

my face sees what?

Lisa: I'm not planning on stealing Ron.

he's your age.

Gwen: and older guys are better anyway

Lisa: Of course you'd say that, you're married to one.

Gwen: i know! old foagies rock!

Lisa: And, secondly, I'm not going to join the wizarding world, because I'm a muggle, and it wouldn't work, anyway.

Gwen: muggle-schmuggle

why wouldn't it work?

Lisa: I'd always be a second class citizen, since I can't do magic.

And the other, more obvious reason....

It's FICTION

Gwen: but, knowing ron like i do, he'd make you feel first class and thats what really matters

WHAT!!!!! IT IS FICTION???? NO WAY!!!! STOP KIDDING LIKE THAT!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

Lisa: L

O

L

Gwen: besides, just think about your cute red headed children

Lisa: Ron and Hermione already have children

I would make a frightful step mom

As I'm way too young to have an eleven year old.

Gwen: Well, I think you'd make an excellent stepmom

pooh on you!

Lisa: I've told dad to buy DH1 for you

But he says he'll have to wait til I come home

Maybe I can convince mom, though, while she's here.

Gwen: see, I told you that you're the favorite.

Lisa: Why?

Dad thought I just wanted him to buy it because I want it

Gwen: uh, isn't it obvious?

Lisa: He wasnt paying attention when I told him it was for you.

Gwen: he'll buy it for you but not me

Lisa: He'll only buy it for me if I'm there to watch it

Why don't you ask him to buy it? Eh?

Gwen: yes, but he won't buy it for me at all.

Lisa:Why not?

Gwen: because I'M not marrying Ron. It's not MY future life

maybe I should tell him I need to do research on my future brother in law

You know... to make sure he's good enough for you.

Lisa: Haha

Maybe that would work

Gwen: maybe i'll try that approach

Lisa: I'm trying mom

She's writing it down, so she won't forget.

I think she'll do it.

Gwen: that is SO mom!!

writing it down

alrighty, i need to go take a shower so i can get tyler from school.

i love you mrs. ronald weasley!

Episode 2

Gwen: BYU IS CLOSER!!!

Lisa: I know it isss

Gwen: issss you a ssssnnake?

Lisa: No, that was the written version of me saying 'is' in a drawn out whiny way.

Gwen: i know. you are kind of whiny some times!

Dearest Lisa,

I miss your stinkin' guts. I've decided that you're not allowed to grow up. Please consider this as your final warning. Thank you!

Dearest Chris,

Yay!!! You're one day closer to home. I'm so excited! Do you think that you could be the lead scientist at Tyler's birthday party? He'd really love that! Thankyouverymuch!

Dearest Jared,

So, I called you this morning and you didn't call me back. How rude!! Maybe you could call me back? I've been missing you! Can you please give your wife, children and sister hugs and kisses from me! Thank you!

PS. My children are wondering if you ever caught grasshoppers when you were a little boy. I'm sure they'd love any stories you have. Thanks!

Episode 1

Gwen and I were chatting today on facebook and near the end of our conversation, well... read it yourself.

Lisa: Love love love you!

Hugs and kisses to my favorite nephipoos!

Gwen: love love love love you!

Lisa: And squishes and kisses to Ashland!

Gwen: Nephi poos?

Lisa: Yeah

Nephews... nephipoos

Gwen: Why would you want to hug and kiss Nephi's poo?

Lisa: Lol

No, not Nephi.

Gwen: Haha! I jest!

Lisa: Nephew neph, not Nephi neph.

Gwen: well, that's all very confusing neph

Lisa: LOL

You are a confusing neph

Gwen: dfjoiaewrdkfna;pejuoiuy

how's that for confusing?

Lisa: Very

A dog sat on a log and snogged in a bog.

How's that for conephing?

Gwen: You are so stinking funny! I think we should start a blog called: Sibling Banter. For all 4 of us to record all this crazy funness!

I think it's hilarious!

Lisa: You're silly.

Gwen: not as silly as you!

Lisa: I like the idea. Let's do it.

Gwen: ok! lets do it!

...and so here it is, the first edition of Sibling Banter a la the Toone siblings. Because, even if you don't find it funny... we do. So look out for more wacky sillyiness in future!