Episode 3

In which Lisa's obsession with Harry Potter is revealed.

Gwen: and did you tell them about that deep dark secret you've been hiding?

Lisa: Uh, I don't have any deep dark secrets.

Gwen:oh, i see.

Lisa: Your face sees

Gwen: so mentioning that you plan on stealing ron from hermoine and joining the wizarding world doesnt count as a deep dark secret because everyone knows?

my face sees what?

Lisa: I'm not planning on stealing Ron.

he's your age.

Gwen: and older guys are better anyway

Lisa: Of course you'd say that, you're married to one.

Gwen: i know! old foagies rock!

Lisa: And, secondly, I'm not going to join the wizarding world, because I'm a muggle, and it wouldn't work, anyway.

Gwen: muggle-schmuggle

why wouldn't it work?

Lisa: I'd always be a second class citizen, since I can't do magic.

And the other, more obvious reason....

It's FICTION

Gwen: but, knowing ron like i do, he'd make you feel first class and thats what really matters

WHAT!!!!! IT IS FICTION???? NO WAY!!!! STOP KIDDING LIKE THAT!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

Lisa: L

O

L

Gwen: besides, just think about your cute red headed children

Lisa: Ron and Hermione already have children

I would make a frightful step mom

As I'm way too young to have an eleven year old.

Gwen: Well, I think you'd make an excellent stepmom

pooh on you!

Lisa: I've told dad to buy DH1 for you

But he says he'll have to wait til I come home

Maybe I can convince mom, though, while she's here.

Gwen: see, I told you that you're the favorite.

Lisa: Why?

Dad thought I just wanted him to buy it because I want it

Gwen: uh, isn't it obvious?

Lisa: He wasnt paying attention when I told him it was for you.

Gwen: he'll buy it for you but not me

Lisa: He'll only buy it for me if I'm there to watch it

Why don't you ask him to buy it? Eh?

Gwen: yes, but he won't buy it for me at all.

Lisa:Why not?

Gwen: because I'M not marrying Ron. It's not MY future life

maybe I should tell him I need to do research on my future brother in law

You know... to make sure he's good enough for you.

Lisa: Haha

Maybe that would work

Gwen: maybe i'll try that approach

Lisa: I'm trying mom

She's writing it down, so she won't forget.

I think she'll do it.

Gwen: that is SO mom!!

writing it down

alrighty, i need to go take a shower so i can get tyler from school.

i love you mrs. ronald weasley!