Marriage

Text between Gwen and Chris

C: What was the name of the guy who married you and Mark?

G: Sontag. Why? You pulling a mom and dad?

C: Ha ha, no, he spoke in my ward today! Just trying to make sure I had the right guy!

Bond

Text between Gwen and Chris.

G: Bond.
James Bond.

C: Shaken.
Not stirred.

(Chris was going to a Halloween party in a tux as James Bond)

Assignment

Text between Gwen and Chris

G: So... how is your assignment going?

C: To date, date, date?

G: Yes sir

C: I went on 3.5 dates this week and I have some girls over right now.

G: How did you go on a half date? Was she under age?

C: Ha ha no, it was only for a half an hour.

G: Oh, ok. 3 and a half different girls or the same one?

C: Different girls of course.

G: Good! Get back to your girls and call me tomorrow.

Episode 5

Between me and Jared, via text.

Jared: Hey, did I lock the front door?

Lisa: No clue. I just came upstairs. I don't remember you doing it, but I wouldn't have noticed.

Jared: Can you double check?

Lisa: Dude. It's dark down there. I just got done with a Pysch-season-finale trio (with scary bad guys). Not Cool. But... I will risk life and limb for you. Well. In my imagination, anyway. I know there's nothing down there when I'm being logical.

Jared: Haha, you're funny.

Lisa: That was a creepy creep down the stairs I went on. Be proud.